2ndFastestDerby
2ndFastestDerby
2ndFastestDerby

Filed to: “Boxing”-ish. There I fixed it.

That’s a steeplechase....yeah that’s our farm’s horse, he won that race and proceed to get crushed the next two. He is done racing now and is happily retired.

join us....

This sounds like Fed Ex Field/Jack Kent Cooke Stadium: Piss poor urban planning, no practical public transportation, and a traffic nightmare on game day. The difference being A) Jack Kent “The Squire” Cooke paid for it himself and B) It’s only 8 games a year.

How is John Daly still a “thing”? I have never seen so many writings about a guy falling off the wagon. We are simply watching him golf, wait to find him drunk, and breathlessly wait for John Feinstein’s commentary that best summed up with “gosh, Daly was great once and it such a shame.”

This is Drew’s worst column ever:

They do have the best tailgating stories.

“OJ is about to be a free man, yet I am still serving a life sentence as a fan of this team.”

Here Bath & Body Works has a shower gel for you:

“Burn the fucker down.”

Depends how many kids+dogs?

Super Fan Mike speaks for all PantherNation with “Mexico City MS13.” Not only racist, but factually incorrect racist (redundant, I know). MS13 originated in El Salvador.

My favorite reaction from Twitter:

I know NFSW WARNING PLEASE!!!!

“...the Jets makes the Knicks look like the Holy Roman Empire.”

Can I be Secretary of Defense then? I played World in Flames at least three times....so, I lost each....BIG DEAL!!!!!

New promotion idea: Intentional Walk Night. Fan with the lucky numbers inside your $12 program gets to enter the game and throw 12 pitches! (Aside: don’t knock lucky numbers! I won $30 worth of Hardees food at a AAA Norfolk Tides game! :0)

And the Maryland Jockey Club is being greedy (according to the Governor of Maryland) for asking for $300 million to fix a Baltimore historic landmark and further support an industry that provides thousands of jobs and saves open space. Good fucking god.

GO UCF!!!!