No. When Alien was released, Ridley Scott would buy tickets to multiple theaters, just to see how the film prints looked in each one. It’s not a cynical thing. You don’t devote your life to making movies if you don’t care about how it looks to audiences.

I wouldn’t put it past them to find the ONE hypoallergenic obedient cat, and clone it for production of the movie, raising the clones in a glass tube full of green liquid, and feeding them hypnotic suggestions for one movie.

What Star Wars fans want:

There would be at least one body on the floor, from someone trying to swipe something someone else was rightfully stealing.

To be completely fair, rednecks with guns are not a huge threat to the population at large. Suicide is still the #1 gun death cause.

You can minimize allergens by washing a cat regularly.

My prediction: the Night King is killed in the first 1 or 2 episodes, but that DOESN’T kill the rest of the White Walkers or wights. Winterfell is abandoned, and the heroes retreat, fighting and dying all the way to King’s Landing. Along the way, they meet up briefly with anyone else who’s still alive.

It’s been said, but...

Washington, DC:

You mean the stunt workers, choreographers, and animators deserve accolades.

...Which is why very, very few playwrights include stage directions like, “Guildenstern jumps 80 stories onto the skyscraper and uses his magic hammer to shoot lightning at the flying dinosaur whale crawling with skeleton goblins with laser guns coming out of the blue sky portal.”

When you think about it, it’s kind of impressive how long everything’s worked on basically the Honor System.

I really, REALLY want to see a cop slam a guy in a nice suit and tie down on the hood of a car and tell him to “DON’T FUCKING MOVE!” while cuffing him.

You realize these people all eat together in the same Congressional cafeteria, right? When they’re not being recorded, they’re nice to one another, talking about kids and sports, and regular co-worker stuff.

But will they redraw the electoral district lines out of Republican favor after the next census?

Sorry, did he swear that much in the comics?

All these farts are in one building.  Can’t we, like, spike the breakfast buffet with LSD or something?

That’s what the lightsabers are for.

Honestly, considering who was involved, this is the best possible outcome imaginable: nothing. He did nothing. All the things he could have done or wanted to do would have been worse than nothing.

Anyone who styles their hair like Lisa Simpson can’t be all bad.