Ok, but what if you dump too much seasoning on that nice cut of meat? Like to the point you can’t taste anything else?

I wish they had changed Gozer’s plan at least a little bit. Ya know in 1984, Gozer’s plan, with the two terror dogs, didn’t work out. So why not spend the next 37 years coming up with a different plan? Maybe Gozer turns the whole town into terror dogs, or marches through the interdimensional portal with a team of…

Emmerich doesn’t seem to be adjusting well to the new cinematic paradigm. He’s still making the same sort of movies he would’ve made back in 1998, down to the same trailer flourishes — I don’t think today’s kids have any reference points for that kind of video static.

Is it possible to feel aggressively, violently, out-of-control “meh” about something?

“Families” should not hold the creative rights to anything after the actual creator passes away, and neither should corporations. All of these characters and their works should be fully in the public domain.

For anyone who has not read House of Leaves, allow my to try and give you sense of what it’s like to read this book.

I realize there are certain characters coming, but I’m really hoping that Emperor Thragg will have some musical numbers because, well, to me, I can only see a seriously bulked up Freddie Mercury.

They never get Greedo’s shoes right. It’s very maclunkey of them.

I’m unapologetic about the fact that Pacific Rim is one of my favorite movies of all time. It succeeds at damn near everything it sets out to do, and never stops being ridiculous fun. It’s a funnier, goofier Fury Road.

Let’s be honest, most of us only know about this incident from that one Dave Barry column from the 90's.

If you really want to know..

The dubbing is way better than it should be.

You know, there were two things I found unrealistic about this part of the episode in light of current events.

maybe you should watch the anime because it’s just like that but 2D.

... it finally hit me.

It took 45 years, but Pink Floyd is finally in a Dune movie. Or at least, a cover version in a trailer.

I don’t blame Yifei for this, at least not completely, as I’m sure it’s a complicated situation. I 100% blame Disney and other companies for catering to an evil dictatorship though. Good time as any to remind everyone that corporations are never moral, they are only profit driven. Every time they give to charity, or…

This landscape has been more or less stable for more than 50,000 years, and we fucked it up. Planetary vandalism. 

That’s a perfectly cromulent sandwich.