Don’t forget Bernie Wrightson’s monster designs. Each ghoul has a personality, even if they’re just molded from rubber. It was just gross and gory, it was gross, gory, and cartoony. Wrightson was a master.

Does it bother anyone else that David Aja’s art on the Hawkeye miniseries seems to be the basis for every piece of promotional material for this show, and he hasn’t seen a dime for it? Pay artists. Disney. PAY ARTISTS.

This must be a prequel to the live-action version.

RPO read like something made up by the writers on The Big Bang Theory as a filler joke.

I believe you mean the best hot dog sandwiches.

A pie is a sandwich if you eat it with your hands, and the crust is sturdy enough to hold together on its own.

It’s entirely possible that Abrams is just a better boss than Johnson, even if his creative decisions are shit. “Being fun and awesome” is how Michael Bay got Anthony Hopkins for Transformers.

Pfft. They have a brand to protect.

The points of the pentagram represent earth, fire, water, air, and soul (or whatever they are symbolic of). The inverted pentagram puts soul at the bottom instead of the top.

Pentagram is essentially the Pixar of graphic design firms.

Introducing Fuck Wine: the Wine for Fucking.

There are LOTS of people who thought the Colbert Report was a real conservative talk show, and most of the people who buy prints of this Obama print from the New Yorker do so unironically.

Rita and Runt hold up like fucking DIAMONDS.

There’s a weird segment in American Splendor where underground cartoonist Harvey Pekar (played by Paul Giamatti) gets invited on Letterman, and then they play the segment that aired with the actual Pekar, and then Paul Giamatti walks back into the green room. It gets stranger when Giamatti has to reenact the time…

The tassles were 2-D animated though.

Forky was created out of whole cloth from bits of trash. His personality: a bit of a mess.

There are about half a dozen species that are pretty unmistakable and widespread. Oysters, wood ears, lion’s manes, morels, hen of the woods, chicken of the woods, giant puffballs, etc. Good place to start.

What we’re dealing with is a criminal element that stumbled upon about 500 free pallets of seeds.

...and getting away with it. If we could find these people, dip them in boiling tar, then cover them in chicken feathers, perhaps they would stop. This too is an American tradition.

Analyzing the behavior of large groups of people would be in the domain of a sociologist.