No, from Executive Producer Guillermo Del Toro.

Maybe in the first five minutes, Nick Fury trips on the sidewalk while eating sushi and every scene after that, he’s actually got a big gauze patch over his eye that got CGed out in the trailer.

Not Thanos. Doom would be a great replacement for Loki though. In one movie, he’s building his armor and Doombot army. In the next, he teams up with the hero to save Latveria from another villain. In the next, he gains magic powers. And so on.

Very true, which is why I added the last bit. More than attempting to make you NOT see movies you want to see, film reviewers want to help you see movies you might not otherwise be interested in.

Art and culture reviewers are worth their salt because (hopefully) they’ve studied the history and techniques of the medium they’re reviewing, giving them better perspective into a film’s rightful place in history, and the ability to articulate the vague sense a normal viewer might have as to why “This movie sucked,”…

That would work except that the chuds are largely a minescule group of foreigners whose ENTIRE hobby is fucking with Western ideals for shits and giggles.

I’ma say it:

NEXTWAVE.

Reparations are definitely a good idea, better late than never, but practically, it’s almost impossible, right? Not even just politically. Who actually wants 2 acres and a mule these days (not adjusted for inflation)?

Jason Reitman earned a bit of an eye roll when he told The Playlist that his upcoming movie would be handing Ghostbusters “back to the fans,”

That’s because cold cereal pairs best with a bitter lager.

I do dig what apparently is a new trend in covering electronics with cloth, like Alexa or the iMac tower, but I am quite done with sleek futurism and minimalism in consumer design.

Yes. But I’d change that to 2022.

Art school. I can also look at naked women without any sexual feelings.

This just in: President-for-life Kamala Harris orders airstrikes and bombings on dissident red districts, as they ineffectually fire their gun collections into the sky. The charred and smoking ruins of “real” America become solar power plants and reforestation land.

What about shit like California pistachios and such. The Wonderful Pistachios company essentially shanghaied California’s water resources to grow their very, VERY water-intensive crop during the droughts. And they got their fields by bulldozing more sustainable orchards.

Well, we sort of ran out of people to ethnically cleanse within our own borders, which happily coincided with other countries that we didn’t necessarily have to like starting up their own ethnic cleansing campaigns.

Have a blast at your new job, Joe! We’re all thinking about you and wishing you and your clients great success!

Rooty-toot-toot! That’s the way to do it!

Seeing all of these old machines together, stripped of nostalgia value, makes one realize how incredibly ugly a lot of machines were back in the 80s and 90s. Chunky, brutalist beige boxes. At what point did everyone decide black and gray plastic and brushed aluminum were just the colors that consumer electronics were…