Anyone who styles their hair like Lisa Simpson can’t be all bad.

No, from Executive Producer Guillermo Del Toro.

Maybe in the first five minutes, Nick Fury trips on the sidewalk while eating sushi and every scene after that, he’s actually got a big gauze patch over his eye that got CGed out in the trailer.

Not Thanos. Doom would be a great replacement for Loki though. In one movie, he’s building his armor and Doombot army. In the next, he teams up with the hero to save Latveria from another villain. In the next, he gains magic powers. And so on.

Very true, which is why I added the last bit. More than attempting to make you NOT see movies you want to see, film reviewers want to help you see movies you might not otherwise be interested in.

Art and culture reviewers are worth their salt because (hopefully) they’ve studied the history and techniques of the medium they’re reviewing, giving them better perspective into a film’s rightful place in history, and the ability to articulate the vague sense a normal viewer might have as to why “This movie sucked,”…

That would work except that the chuds are largely a minescule group of foreigners whose ENTIRE hobby is fucking with Western ideals for shits and giggles.

I’ma say it:

NEXTWAVE.

Reparations are definitely a good idea, better late than never, but practically, it’s almost impossible, right? Not even just politically. Who actually wants 2 acres and a mule these days (not adjusted for inflation)?

That’s because cold cereal pairs best with a bitter lager.

Have a blast at your new job, Joe! We’re all thinking about you and wishing you and your clients great success!

I’ve tried it, and the BtB caramelizes really well, and punches the flavor through the roof.

Just read a piece in the Atlantic about what powers a “National emergency” actually gives the President.

Looks like they meet Pocahontas?

Blackface is not inherently evil. It’s makeup. People make their faces look different all the time.

One of a number of Beatles songs about psychopaths, including Maxwell’s Silver Hammer, Hey Bulldog, and I Want to Hold Your Hand (read the lyrics carefully, they say nothing about the rest of her body).

Pink slime.

Counter-counterpoint: banning MAGA hats is exactly living your life being held hostage to the threat of the potential bad behavior of shit people.

There or Europe. The credit card laws are different in the U.S., and they put the onus of responsibility on the banks and credit card companies for fraud. In Europe and Canada, the responsibility lies with the vendor.