The plot is just Rey and Finn chatting for 2 hours over dinner about how lame Ackbar actually was compared to Admiral Holdo, followed by Oscar Isaac falling down a flight of stairs. This is intercut with Kylo Ren and Phasma performing an interpretive dance called, “The Complete History of Snoke”.

Okay, I clicked on the link and read the study, and the basis is flawed.

I shall count all astrology as inexpert and inaccurate, until they start including the 13th zodiac constellation, Ophiuchus: The Snake Bearer. It’s on the astronomical zodiac, between Scorpio and Sagittarius, and that’s where my birthday lies, and I rely on it as a constant reminder that literally all astrologers are…

George: “Well, y’know, I had always imagined Star Wars as being 100% special effects with no humans in it at all. That’s why I’ve requested and been given permission to re-release all 15 movies as animated features. This is a 12-minute preview of what those 12 minutes would look like, before I release the claymation,…

Shoulda been animated.

Neither LSD nor psilocybin nor mescaline is fat soluble. LSD trips (which last longest) usually end after less than 8 hours, and 99% of the active chemicals in psychedelics exit the body in the first 24 hours, with only traces remaining in the hair after a week.

I am completely for therapeutic and recreational use of psilocybin, but I am against this. Psilocybin is in Phase 3 trials to get FDA approval for psychiatric use. LSD, despite having similar effects, is nowhere close to that. You know why? Tim Fucking Leary branded it with counter culture and dirty hippy outlaw…

Fortunately, magic mushroom SPORES are legal to buy and own in 48 states, and easily available on the internet. The instructions and tools needed to grow your own magic mushrooms (look up PF Tek) cost less than $100 and a trip to the supermarket and a hardware store.

Frankly, I’ve given up on Marvel movies. There are just too damn many these days.

Hot take: chicken wings are actually terrible, and everyone who likes them is a pawn of the poultry industry’s attempt to market the boniest, gnarliest, hardest to eat part of the chicken as a (weirdly expensive) bite-sized party food.

You know, after reading this, I tried hunting down other strong base chemicals, the idea being that the Ultimate Base would make Ultimate pretzels.

Are you saying that’s not something the Rock can and does do multiple times in an ordinary day? Because I don’t believe you.

The reasonable option.

Germain is in your house.

Really? Swords are a white people thing now?

I know what you’re talking about because of this movie.

That bridge is painted and muralized dozens of times a year. There’s no permit required. There’s no authority governing its use. It’s UVA property. Zeta Phi Beta painted their mural, and some asshole defaced it, which also happens dozens of times a year.

“That’s right! Clap the thing you agree with! Clap clap clap! Was it funny? No, but I agreed the fuck out of it.”

Most national cuisines, you might notice, are poverty food.

I love Struzan’s work. It’s all done in a style that apparently ONLY very established, old guys use anymore, with washes of watercolor, gouache, and acrylic, and details in colored pencil.