He includes a lot of sex in his comics period. If you counted it all up, the instances of sexual violence are all far below the instances of consensual sex, masturbation, prostitution, and ordinary violence.

The entirety of America’s Best Comics (League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Promethea, Tom Strong, Top Ten) was him saying, “Ever since Watchmen,people have been deconstructing superheroes, so now I’m trying to reconstruct them again in a way that’s maybe a little more interesting than can be allowed with the corporate…

ONLY if you read his mainstream interviews. Because they only ever ask him about the stuff that he doesn’t work on anymore, and would rather not think about anymore, like mainstream comics and Hollywood. Like if the only thing people wanted to talk about was your ex who threw your TV out the window.

I think it would have been cool if for Pacific Rim 2, the “Pacific” in question was the Mare Tranquilis, on the moon. Kaiju launching themselves all over the world from the moon. That means, of course, Jaegers that can fly.

I don’t mind smaller stakes. I mean, 99% of movies are just about non-super humans trying to be happy and Pixar has been making movies almost exclusively with stakes no larger than a children’s bedroom for decades.

I’m betting Nebula took one of the Escape pods (like Rocket did) to go get help, and left Stark in the ship so he would be easier to find. Then, minutes before he suffocates to death, she finds him again, and brings Valkyrie and the Stallone/headless robot version of the Guardians of the Galaxy from that credits clip.

It’s been my opinion for years that Key and Peele should host the Oscars. Their work is clearly the product of a couple of cinephiles, and I think they can even sing.

As far as I know, the “cobble” is supposed to be a lump of biscuit or scone dough on top to look like a cobblestone street.

“On our planet, it means hope!”

Wow, they sure are going all in on that “Avengers 4 isn’t going to be the last Marvel movie,” prank, aren’t they?

I don’t know if audiences are over dystopias yet.

Machines are getting smarter and more capable by the minute

I was promised a Venn diagram.

What happens if they just decide to leave?

For some reason, when the magical dimension-hopping comes through the power of the Christian God, people seem hesitant to label it fantasy.

No pictures of the Skrulls available?

I happen to be aware of a piece of literary trivia that “The Devil Doctor” was also a sobriquet of Doctor Fu Manchu. So they got it covered.

I fall somewhere in between. I don’t eat at Chick Fillet (they spell it wrong and I shall never forgive them for that) but I also defend the right of anyone who wants to to do so.

Honestly, it was not a lack of Godzilla that made the last movie so dull. His screentime is about the same as for the shark in Jaws, the original Godzilla, or Michael Myers in the first Halloween. It’s just that after Bryan Cranston’s character died, there was no one worth watching when Godzilla WASN’T on screen.

You drastically overestimate how much fast food workers give a shit. They know better than anyone the toys are shit, the food is shit, and they are paid shit. It’s only strict corporate rules that keep them from asking, “Do you want some shit fries with your shit burger?” If any alternative to “boy or girl toy?” is…