They learned the exact number of voters they’ll need to keep away from voting booths in 2020, and gerrymander out of existence after that.

...Because studio heads wanted it to be PG-13.

Well, sometimes they do.

I’ve been shopping online too, and haven’t touched Amazon except to get the product #s so I can buy them somewhere else.

There is not much difference between the two movies. Both are overstuffed, both have too many characters. Both have side plots built almost entirely to tease sequels. Both have villains whose evil schemes don’t make a lick of sense.

I wonder if he’s legally allowed to release the screenplays for Beauty and the Beast or Pacific Rim 2? Even if they’re never going to be made, I’d like to see what he made of them.

I don’t know what they’re talking about. The Hellboy comics had a lot of humor in them. Some of it dark or absurdist (“Does that monkey have a gun?”) some of it slapstick (how many times does Hellboy say “son of a—!” before getting royally smashed by a monster?) and... the pancakes.

I have to stay mildly skeptical of jpegs of documents. I KNOW there are people evil and cynical enough to fake something like this just to get clicks and views, so until there’s outside corroboration, I have to keep that possibility in mind. All the time. For everything on the internet. Forever.

What he doesn’t say is he’s pretty sure he wouldn’t like it if he saw it (given the number of good plays he’s actually acted in) and that when people did find out he saw it, he’d be asked his opinion.

Willing to bet Keanu’s bringing his most excellent surfer dude game, not his avatar of bullet-y death game.

You are correct, but you got the wrong two:

Let me guess the other two: Star Wars and DC comics?

Perhaps it’s time to admit that J. K. Rowling is really kind of a lazy fucking writer. Not necessarily bad, but still really fucking lazy.

The same power that allows giant monsters in that world to stand upright, rather than collapsing under the weight of their own organs.

Realism is overrated. Nerds love it because it gives them a base from which to pick everything apart. But unless they’re very careful, creators can get bogged down in trying to make stuff “realistic,” and it’s a losing game, because movies are fictional to begin with.

It’s just movies. Why go to the theater to watch some multi-million-dollar extravaganza when there are plenty of good things on Youtube to watch for free!

The last taboo is comedy is to do something both sincerely and well.

Russo also said work has begun with composer Alan Silvestri to record the score

Have you ever been a manager at a retail store? Rearranging things is one of the few areas in which they get to exercise any sort of decision-making.