They learned the exact number of voters they’ll need to keep away from voting booths in 2020, and gerrymander out of existence after that.

Well, sometimes they do.

I’ve been shopping online too, and haven’t touched Amazon except to get the product #s so I can buy them somewhere else.

I wonder if he’s legally allowed to release the screenplays for Beauty and the Beast or Pacific Rim 2? Even if they’re never going to be made, I’d like to see what he made of them.

I have to stay mildly skeptical of jpegs of documents. I KNOW there are people evil and cynical enough to fake something like this just to get clicks and views, so until there’s outside corroboration, I have to keep that possibility in mind. All the time. For everything on the internet. Forever.

Willing to bet Keanu’s bringing his most excellent surfer dude game, not his avatar of bullet-y death game.

It’s just movies. Why go to the theater to watch some multi-million-dollar extravaganza when there are plenty of good things on Youtube to watch for free!

The last taboo is comedy is to do something both sincerely and well.

Have you ever been a manager at a retail store? Rearranging things is one of the few areas in which they get to exercise any sort of decision-making.

In July, I was in Detroit when I happened to pass an Adidas store in time to watch a line of Kanye fans (one of whom was in a tent) moan with disappointment and stomp off when a store employee tacked a “Sold Out!” banner in the window.

Gardenburger made veggie patty “riblets” that looked and tasted exactly like the McRib. Good enough for vegetarians, I guess.

Slurgabeest

Two years ago I went to France and tasted Normandy hard cider, which was fizzy, completely dry, and tasted like apple-smoked brie.

Heckin’ fins and heckin’ dagmars on the bumpers.

No.

We have to punish ans shame them! Otherwise they’ll never have the motivation to stop being poor!

Americans really hate poor people.

Probably is. What are you gonna do? Take it up with one of those Trump-appointed judges? Shoot him? Whine on the internet?

From The Toast:

The last taboo in comedy is a man trying to do something both sincerely and well.