In July, I was in Detroit when I happened to pass an Adidas store in time to watch a line of Kanye fans (one of whom was in a tent) moan with disappointment and stomp off when a store employee tacked a “Sold Out!” banner in the window.

Gardenburger made veggie patty “riblets” that looked and tasted exactly like the McRib. Good enough for vegetarians, I guess.

Slurgabeest

Two years ago I went to France and tasted Normandy hard cider, which was fizzy, completely dry, and tasted like apple-smoked brie.

Wait. In about 10 years, Disney will start shuffling the paperwork to make a live-action Incredibles.

Heckin’ fins and heckin’ dagmars on the bumpers.

No.

We have to punish ans shame them! Otherwise they’ll never have the motivation to stop being poor!

Americans really hate poor people.

Probably is. What are you gonna do? Take it up with one of those Trump-appointed judges? Shoot him? Whine on the internet?

From The Toast:

The last taboo in comedy is a man trying to do something both sincerely and well.

Whatever. I still spit on the Lucas name for not just releasing Star Wars into the public domain.

Batman would try to join.

I’m one of those shoppers who picks out exactly what they want online, writes down the aisle and bin # at my nearest IKEA, and is in and out within 15 minutes of the doors opening.

The official taste tester for Ben and Jerry’s uses a gold spoon for exactly that reason.

Whoever’s in the state house in 2020 gets to decide how to draw district lines for the next 10 years, and in most elections, the choice will be between a racist Trump supporter, and someone else. Last time the lines were drawn, Republicans had just had a bunch of victories in the state houses. This probably handed…

Still, there’s no place like home.

As someone whose wife reached level 3 (out of 5) of the Master of Wine course (similar to Master Sommelier, minus the restaurant experience. Like Psychologist/Psychiatrist) I can say that it’s not a sham. The human tongue can distinguish very, very, very subtle flavors and aromas, and those can be cultivated by using…

A penis in a comic makes news.