“Tentacles”? “‘finger-like’ growth”?

“How does the Flash—”

I’ve always thought too many heroes have “side powers” that just exist to allow them to fight normal supervillains in an exciting way. I mean, the only reason the Flash has a “Speed Force” is to explain why he doesn’t get winded or age super-fast or any of the other quibbles that come along with super speed. I think,…

Predictions on how Cap is going to die:

It’s terribly shabby world-building anyhow. I mean, why are wizards living in secret, in England, one of the most developed nations on the planet? You’d assume, using the power of magic, they could live in Brazil, the Sahara, or outer space. It’s not like it would take longer to get there when you have portkeys and…

I’m hoping that the Avengers find Valkyrie en flagrante with Lady Sif, wearing an enormous strap-on, and through a comical series of farcical misunderstandings, each of the Avengers is forced to join into the increasingly complicated and obscene sex act, and when a very alive Loki walks into his sun room, they all don…

In 2020, the US Census is happening again, and that means states will be redrawing their district lines. The state officials chosen in the next two elections will be in charge of that, and you have to pick the one you think will redraw the lines fairly.

Hey, Neil Gorsuch got confirmed without this bullshit.

I don’t see how I could be jealous when I’m not a writer. I’ll say I think Harry Potter is a fine children’s series.

I think Star Wars proved audiences will happily jump into the thick of a dense, sci-fi story with wacky costumes and blatant symbolism. Three ideas for stories:

Here’s how. In Batman Begins, it’s explained that while he was ninja training, Alfred inherited the Wayne estate. Regardless of how much Bruce made/lost as head of WayneCorp, Alfred is still a multi-millionaire who paid for most of the Batman tech himself, and could easily afford a private jet to bring his charge home…

Anyone else realized that either Shank or Yesssssssssssss is probably going to turn out to be the villain in a surprise 3rd act twist?

I sort of wish instead of selling Star Wars to Disney, George Lucas had just released Star Wars into public domain, and let everyone make whatever movie they wanted. Disney could make theirs, Universal and Sony could make their own Star Wars movies, and fans could finally market and sell their indie projects without…

Therapy isn’t about enjoyment. Theraputic use, as currently being studied, weeds out the mentally unstable (who might be more prone to bad trips or psychotic breaks), ALWAYS has a professional sitting in to guide the experience, and often comes in two doses, so the Therapist can see how a person reacts to the drug bef…

Sick of this! A hot dog is a sandwich. If you ask any trained chef, a sandwich is any handheld food in which a bread or bread surrogate (tortilla, cookie, pita) is filled or topped with non-bread fillings or toppings. These can include meat, sauce, vegetables, fruit, ice cream, jelly, jam, candy, etc. All that matters…

Kanye is wearing off on him. He’s trying to warn America about the ominous anomalous anonymous communists.

They used to be oil paintings.  It was easier to tell.  This is why artists should prominently sign their work.

Maybe just my perspective, but far from negative attention, I think Muto was worried that a canon Bubblegum/Marceline romance in earlier episodes might detract from the rest of the story they were trying to tell. Nerds, especially LGBT nerds, have a way of getting really, really, really excited about things, and then…

My bet is they maroon him on some uncharted uncivilized planet, like Dagobah or Ahch-To.

I know, right? Gwenpoole is a non-canon twist on a twist on a secondary character/reboot of a popular rip-off of another Batman villain mash-up, in an effort by editors to horn in on the commercial success of another secondary character to a Batman villain.