It makes you think: maybe all that Cthulhu was trying to do was invent all of popular music and spicy chicken.

This is above my paygrade, but maybe more illustrations. Newspapers should print an illustration along with every feature, and the Sports page should bring back cartoons.

The problem superhero movies will ALWAYS run into is the question of “Why?”

Children of Men was the same movie, but the characters were actually human, the stakes were higher, and the mortality theme was reflected and strengthened by the girl sidekick being heavily pregnant instead of a homicidal maniac, and the sacrifices of the good characters along the way were about accepting mortality,…

There will never be a truly great movie about superheroes until they make one where you do not root for the hero to win.

No, Marvel movies are a perfect metaphorical parallel for American strength. No matter what their moral failings or tactical judgments, they are always portrayed as heroes. And no matter how legitimate the outrage or reasoning against them, no matter how ridiculously over-powered they are, they are always scrappy…

That’s a common misconception. He’s always played well with other creators. If he hates the adaptations of his work into movie/TV form, it’s either because A.) they objectively suck or B.) they’re a result of DC and Warner Bro.s owning the majority of his catalog and generally pissing him off by exploiting legal…

Don’t make him Ang Lee.

Everyone only thinks Idris Elba should be the next Bond (also, for some reason, the next Doctor Who, and I think I’ve heard Willy Wonka and Terminator thrown around too) because no one can think of any British black leading men beyond him and John Boyega.

Yeah, but given his personality, I have no problem believing that he’d say “nigger” in mixed company just because he feels he should be able to do whatever he wants. It’s not like any of the black people in his circle would reprimand him, and it’s not like any of the white people in his circle wouldn’t laugh, because…

If you look hard, racism doesn’t actually make a whole lot of sense to begin with. I mean, do any of their leaders or new outlets even attempt formal logic anymore?

Nah. Hippies are dumb enough on their own.

Yes. That’s how US elections work. It is literally the Green Party voters’ fault that Bush won Florida, and Trump won Michigan and Pennsylvania.

I always check the back to see what the blurb is.

No Rusty Ventures?

Also acceptable: Archduke Franz Purrdinand

Killmonger. Dormammu. Pain Spiral. Annihilus. Scarscream. Sgt. Hatred. Armagezzmo. Baron Von Pocalypse. Razorface. Slaughterfoot. Darth Maul. Furioso. Scratch Bleedman. The Mad Shitter What Shits At Midnight. Bloody Marty. The Toxic Avenger. Li’l Hitler. Malekith. Jack the Ripper. The Cat-Ass Chainclaw Massacre.…

On Marc Maron’s show, David Sedaris talked about the time Rosanne randomly called him up at midnight (she got his number from a theater or booking agent or something), apparently just to have someone to talk at for an hour.

Of course they won’t rehire him. None of the letters of support said anything like, “...or we won’t appear in GotG3 either,” and none of the petitions threatened any sort of organized boycott of the movie. No one was willing to put up any stakes, and no threat was posed to Disney or their bottom line.

I remember when he took the limo out to buy his staff Five Guys.