I can’t recall the taste of food, nor the sound of water, nor the touch of grass.  There’s nothing-- no veil between me and the wheel of fire.  I can see him with my waking eyes!

Sigh. You buy a pack of hot dogs and hot dog buns from the store. You put the hot dogs in the buns to make a hot dog sandwich, and then, because “hot dog sandwich” is a cumbersome and unwieldy phrase, you shorten it back to just “hot dog,” because English just makes so much sense, you guys.

I just learned the other day that shortbread is named for the chemically short strands of gluten in the dough, which is why it’s crumbly rather than chewy.

I entirely forget what was good at King Family, but Barren Ridge does a mean Viognier (cheap too!) and Linden’s Hardscrabble Chardonnay is the equal of Octagon in both quality and price.

I’ll give my 5 favorites. Barboursville, Barren Ridge, Rock Bridge, King Family, and Linden. For privacy’s sake, I won’t say where she worked, but the sunsets there are bloody extraordinary.

As an objective wine taster, their entire catalog was shit except the sparkling wines, and those were blatantly overpriced. And Dave Matthews’ winery is literally across the street, where you can get growlers filled with the red or white blends (both decent). A few miles down the road, Jefferson Vineyards not only has…

Among the list of replacement names is Stone Cold and Danger Powers.

I’m sad that Barack can probably get down with the best of them, but he’s so aware of his public image, he limits his dance moves to the “uncle at wedding shimmy” whenever he’s in public.

I only got into wine because I was dating a girl at the time who worked at a winery. Which meant that she could get us free tastings at every other Virginia winery (except Trump and Williamsburg Wineries, those stingy bastards). We even got married at her winery, also for free, because she was a valued employee! After…

Didn’t Trent Reznor start with the initials and work backwards?

The unanswered question: place colder items at the bottom to insulate them, or at the top, to keep other items optimally cold?

Fine. Good. As long as they can be counted on to redistrict in favor of democrats, minorities, and liberals after the 2020 census, let them.

According to Harmon, this was a “show” he made, aired once, realized it was even too sick for Channel 101, and deleted.

I don’t mind offensive humor, and I don’t mind someone being offended or hurt by a nasty joke, so long as the joke teller is able to say, “Oh shit, sorry dude. I didn’t mean to hurt anyone, I just wanted a laugh,” and the offended party can say, “That’s cool, brah. I understand,” and the jokester then says something…

...I am in the fact that it appears to be a coordinated move

Weirdly, this reminds me of how former porn actresses get outed and fired from decent jobs. We’ll vilify and punish people for the choices they make, but if they change their tune and try to leave their past in the past, if they ever try to bury their past, we’ll vilify and punish them for ever having done it in the…

How about the whole internet?

I live in DC, and I’ve always wanted to dine and dash at the Trump.  Maybe leave a few roaches behind the bar on the way out.

Prison is full of assholes. The nazi gang will probably adopt him right in the gate, and our president will probably pardon him if he hears about it.