The Republican Party is whiter than Tilda Swinton riding a polar bear in a snowstorm to a Taylor Swift concert.

His dad was a minister.

Food Court bourbon chicken on top of the fried rice and briny green beans is my go-to last meal if you ever see me on death row.  

I just checked on Google. Gastonia only has a handful of food pantries, and the rest of the list is just churches. $60,000 is a LOT of deli meat and frozen stuff, and I imagine charity took what it could, but not even all their freezer space combined could hold all of the refrigerated food in a supermarket.

I always assumed that Apu was from “India” in the same way Springfield is in “America.”

It does, however, feel like in the land of the free press and the information age, that people have complete unfettered access at all times to the objective truth, and willingly choose to not engage with it.

Boy, American conservatives REALLY miss slavery, don’t they?

...and used the remainder of the EPA’s yearly budget to line the entire roof with asbestos flakes.

Stop saying dreads are cultural appropriation. Anyone with curly hair can develop natural dreads. Celts, Jews, Arabs, Indians, Native Americans, Greeks, Persians, Atzecs: it’s a hairstyle.

If it makes you feel better, part of Chick-fillet’s booming business is entirely centered around Republicans eating there solely to spite liberals,and counter liberal boycotts. If it weren’t for the initial public outcry, Chick-fillet would probably still be competing with Popeye’s and Long John Silver’s, instead of…

You seem like a friendly person. I want to get to know you and listen to what you have to say.

God. Shades of Occupy all over again. Remember Occupy? No one else does, because they accomplished absolutely nothing. People whose only frame of reference for protest is the civil rights movement imagine that getting publicly arrested is some sort of badge of honor, forgetting that those people were arrested for…

“Effective?” What effect did it have, other than forcing a bunch of police to evacuate the island? Far as I can see, children are still apart from their parents, and no one in authority has changed their minds in the slightest because of this woman.

Knock him off a bridge with a cop car.

One of the most important things to learn as an adult is that what you LIKE isn’t necessarily the same thing as what’s GOOD, how to tell the difference, and how to know when it matters and when it doesn’t. Hot dogs don’t matter.

Civility is not what people seem to think it is. This woman was very civil. She spoke in a reasonable tone of voice, never swore, and respected Mr. Pruitt’s personal space, as well as the dining experience of the other people in the restaurant.

Hipplebop

I think Diane Feinstein should shank Mitch McConnell in the neck with a box cutter and hold his head up until at least 4 quarts of blood have come out, and they stand up and say, “He called me fat. Civility matters.”

No, not really.

Anthony Kennedy: Pathetic.