A faux foul.

I’ve read on in other articles about incels how they think imagine prostitutes are essentially the ultimate dirty sluts who should be killed. The alt-right incel community uses sexless life as bait to gain followers, but it’s honestly just about misogyny: the social ability to demand sex from any woman (specifically…

I’ll say it: masturbation and legal prostitution are under-rated.

Any other 6-year-olds think the “ob” logo looks like a dick and balls?

Is mandingo capitalized?

Well, cancer sort of implodes when it kills you.

Super Smash Bros? I wouldn’t buy anything less than Disney Princesses’ Mortal Kombat.

All the other kids with their pumped up kicks better run, better run, faster than my SMASH!!!

Time exists simultaneously in the film world. Go to the DVD rack, and you can find Leia as both a General and a Princess. You can say that she became a General after being a princess, but that depends on the order you watch them in, and that’s not even including the wonders of the “rewind” button.

I really do want to do more to help the environment

I feel you, but I must decline, for the sole purpose that in years of internet debate, I have come to the conclusion that a back-in-forth through text quickly becomes unwieldy at best, psychotically frustrating at worst.

Harmon wouldn’t do something so weirdly self-serving because he understands that he lives in a real society with real people who don’t want to be abandoned in a world of bug monsters.

unless it’s just an incredible deal. If you call in the next 15 minutes, you can get 40 billion lives for the price of 1! Possibly 3. 4, if Jeremy Renner is bored of supporting roles.

“Hey Strange, what are our chances if I shoot Starlord before Thanos shows up?”

We already know what the mind stone does from the previous Avengers movies. It controls minds/harbors robot brains/gives Eastern Europeans superpowers.

As I watched Cargo, I struggled with those moments of stupidity for awhile.

The Soul Stone. Thanos used every single other stone on his big fancy glove in his fight, but we haven’t seen what the Soul Stone actually DOES yet. I’m supposing that one or two of our beloved contract-up heroes will have to trade their own life in order for it to do whatever it does and deus ex machina all their…

Hunter Thompson would be worth roughly a small puddle of urine without Ralph Steadman’s awesome and psychotic art dotting his prose.

That’s not how art works. Take CK, who I think, would still be developing stand-up material and making films if he were locked up in Guantanamo Bay. He produced Horace and Pete on his own dime and released in on a grand total of zero networks. Most of the successful people in show business aren’t creating stuff to be…

My theory is the next Avengers will involve Captain Marvel assembling the remaining Avengers, Dr. Strange assembling the dead ones on the astral plane, and then, and restoring cosmic balance by sort of trading the infinity stones to some new cosmic entity in return for all the dead people. Maybe it’ll be the Beyonder.…