A faux foul.

I’ve read on in other articles about incels how they think imagine prostitutes are essentially the ultimate dirty sluts who should be killed. The alt-right incel community uses sexless life as bait to gain followers, but it’s honestly just about misogyny: the social ability to demand sex from any woman (specifically…

I’ll say it: masturbation and legal prostitution are under-rated.

Any other 6-year-olds think the “ob” logo looks like a dick and balls?

Is mandingo capitalized?

Well, cancer sort of implodes when it kills you.

Harmon wouldn’t do something so weirdly self-serving because he understands that he lives in a real society with real people who don’t want to be abandoned in a world of bug monsters.

Hunter Thompson would be worth roughly a small puddle of urine without Ralph Steadman’s awesome and psychotic art dotting his prose.

That’s not how art works. Take CK, who I think, would still be developing stand-up material and making films if he were locked up in Guantanamo Bay. He produced Horace and Pete on his own dime and released in on a grand total of zero networks. Most of the successful people in show business aren’t creating stuff to be…

The longer Clinton stays out of the spotlight, the weaker those arguments get. Even among the faithful.

But in the year and a half he’s been out of office, he’s been a profound disappointment.

For a while, what I’d do is grab whatever my favorite book was, and generate passwords off that.

But that’s not satisfying! It’s so much more fun to call them a fucking moron on the internet, and send them a death threat! I imagine if that feeling doesn’t quench your insatiable thirst for furious satisfaction, you will only be able to find what you’re looking for by bringing a couple of machine guns into an…

58 dead what though? Palestinians don’t count as humans! I mean, look at them! They’re all poor-looking and brown!

Yes, “too inconvenient” to get off the phone with the folks at Fox & Friends for maybe a couple hours? “Too inconvenient” despite a huge part of the Trump campaign relying on criticizing Hillary Clinton for using a private email server which was vulnerable to hacking? “Too inconvenient” despite the massive leaks that…

All humans are technically animals. If the savagery of gangs resembles the pack ravages of predators like wolves or bears, the ranking Republicans most resemble termites, destroying the place where people, HUMAN people live, in order to build up their own slimy hive. Or maybe they’re paper wasps. Or slugs. Heartworms,…

The magical thing about mushrooms is that 90% of the time, they’re just a fuzzy clump of mold-lookin’ stuff. They only bloom when conditions are right, and then all of the mushrooms sprout up in less than a week.

If you want brie and psychedelics, I’d just assume you were serving shrooms.

Also fun: growing mushrooms. Although the relationship is a lot less like the relationship between a person and their friend or pet, and a lot more like the relationship between a mad scientist and the troglodyte robot army he just built.

The ones of China flesh.