You live in America (I assume). America has murdered tens of thousands of innocent civilians in YOUR name, destabilized countries, and ruined millions of lives here and across the world.

I doubt it. No one remembers President Andrew A. Garfield’s assassination in 1902, but if you look at the news clippings of the time, it was apparently as distressing to the country as when Kennedy was shot.

My go-to is fruit. Pears and bananas are best, because they don’t crunch, have neatly disposable refuse, and are easily pocket-sized.

Only good if it ends with them converging on the studio of Alvin Schwartz and Stephen Gammell, and they open the door, and it turns out the kids had already been dead for two weeks!

What if the movie was produced by Studio Ghibli, and was about Japanese bull-fighters?

I’m a liberal half white half Chinese. Can you aim high?

They’re tied together. I’ve heard plenty of stories about struggling schools who “improve” by essentially kicking the poor kids out of the district and busing rich kids in. The school’s scores magically improve, making it a “better school,” even though it’s still failing the kids who actually need help.

I refuse to let them. If you’ve noticed quite a lot of pop culture in the last few years has been co-opted by trolls intent on ruining things out of sheer spite, like pop culture terrorists.

What about third-party modifications. It took me a while to figure out on my own what a “bump stock” was, based on context, and I feel woefully ignorant on things like ceramic and 3-d printed guns. I know those are rare, but very little beyond that. Maybe that’s a topic for another article though.

I saved quite a bit of space in my fridge (still do) once I realized stuff like ketchup doesn’t actually need to be refrigerated. When was the last time you went to a restaurant that served cold ketchup? Most condiments are salty enough or acidic enough to be their own preservatives. At least for a month or so. I’ve…

I think if you had to pick ONE movie to represent who you are as a person and you picked Groundhog Day, you’re probably a decent fellow.

Monty Python: The Life of Brian

Or they, y’know, had kids to feed and put through college.

Dude, creative choices do NOT equal personal preferences.

Jenna Fischer as Indy.

Not to mention, being a police officer is roughly 100 times safer than being, say, a logger. Loggers and fishermen average 136 deaths per 100,000 workers.

I think you’re willfully misinterpreting my point (and Freeman’s), but I don’t care enough about your opinion to explain it.

I’d imagine I’d be pissed off too if I sepnt a lot of time and effort building up a charming and intricate platonic relationship between characters, and fans reduced it to “THEY SHOULD FUCK!”

Hammerspace always seemed like a cool power to me. Infinite storage of any number of items, any size, and the ability to whip the exact one you want out of your pocket (or magic bag, or cleavage) at will? All I’ve ever really wanted is a place to put my stuff.

The peaceful opening of Wakanda’s borders was espoused by Nakia.