The ones of China flesh.

You live in America (I assume). America has murdered tens of thousands of innocent civilians in YOUR name, destabilized countries, and ruined millions of lives here and across the world.

I feel like DC could embrace success by emulating an older style of franchising, and making their movies non-linear, and non-canon, like James Bond, Indiana Jones, or the earlier spate of Batmans. Each flick, you bring on a new creative team, they tell their story, and get out.

I doubt it. No one remembers President Andrew A. Garfield’s assassination in 1902, but if you look at the news clippings of the time, it was apparently as distressing to the country as when Kennedy was shot.

My go-to is fruit. Pears and bananas are best, because they don’t crunch, have neatly disposable refuse, and are easily pocket-sized.

Only good if it ends with them converging on the studio of Alvin Schwartz and Stephen Gammell, and they open the door, and it turns out the kids had already been dead for two weeks!

What if the movie was produced by Studio Ghibli, and was about Japanese bull-fighters?

I’m a liberal half white half Chinese. Can you aim high?

They’re tied together. I’ve heard plenty of stories about struggling schools who “improve” by essentially kicking the poor kids out of the district and busing rich kids in. The school’s scores magically improve, making it a “better school,” even though it’s still failing the kids who actually need help.

I refuse to let them. If you’ve noticed quite a lot of pop culture in the last few years has been co-opted by trolls intent on ruining things out of sheer spite, like pop culture terrorists.

What about third-party modifications. It took me a while to figure out on my own what a “bump stock” was, based on context, and I feel woefully ignorant on things like ceramic and 3-d printed guns. I know those are rare, but very little beyond that. Maybe that’s a topic for another article though.

I want to see Rocket walk around Wakanda, grabbing the most innocent bits of tech he can steal (hot plates, pens, shoes) and then build a nuclear bomb out of them. Shuri becomes annoyed when Rocket turns her alarm clock into a flamethrower and a pair of her socks into an orbital death ray.

One thing I never got is why the young Groots have stumpy head instead of lush branches or leafy canopies. I get why an older tree-man might have a stumpy, moss-covered head, but it would have been neat to see Baby Groot with some scrappy shoots, or teen Groot with dreads of Spanish moss for hair.

I saved quite a bit of space in my fridge (still do) once I realized stuff like ketchup doesn’t actually need to be refrigerated. When was the last time you went to a restaurant that served cold ketchup? Most condiments are salty enough or acidic enough to be their own preservatives. At least for a month or so. I’ve…

I think if you had to pick ONE movie to represent who you are as a person and you picked Groundhog Day, you’re probably a decent fellow.

Monty Python: The Life of Brian

I’d like a scene where two kids are running from dinosaurs, and then CHOMP, a tyrannosaur just bites him in half and his bottom half is sort of staggering around and from inside the mouth, he looks out because one of his eyes is dangling outside the teeth to see if his friend is okay, but she gets attacks by…

I prefer to believe Furiosa led her people into an era of peace and prosperity. The remaining Vuvalini took over the bullet farm and the Cheeto the Brave took Gastown, and the tri-city area became a bit of a Shangri-la, even if they had to fend off constant seiges by the marauders and buzzards.

It is, however, a franchise, which means it can continue to make money, no matter how little, for decades to come. Enough to want to keep the rights at least.

It’s painfully honest why this could never be part of general Batman canon. Having characters change and grow as humans? But... that means we can’t use them again as 2-dimensional constructs on which to hang any number of variations of adversarial plots! That means panels of characters talking instead of kicking…