I don’t believe for a second that Wakanda hasn’t perfected the finest beans and Vibranium-enhanced roasting techniques on the planet. Even if they can’t grow coffee in their climate, they’re RIGHT next to Ethiopia!

Or they, y’know, had kids to feed and put through college.

Dude, creative choices do NOT equal personal preferences.

Jenna Fischer as Indy.

It’s always seemed kind of counter-intuitive turning Fahrenheit 451 into a movie. I mean, the damn point of the story is that screen-based mass media is emotionally manipulative and unchallenging, and they went and made a flick that seems to be exactly that, on every conceivable level.

I think about this, and what comes to mind is, of all things, the flick Get Him to the Greek. They hired some aging rock star to make an entire album’s worth of fictional rock and pop song, and while they’re clearly parodies, they’re also surprisingly good.

Not to mention, being a police officer is roughly 100 times safer than being, say, a logger. Loggers and fishermen average 136 deaths per 100,000 workers.

“Will the Avengers ever cross over with DC?” is the same question as “Will Disney ever cross over with Warner Bros.”

I think you’re willfully misinterpreting my point (and Freeman’s), but I don’t care enough about your opinion to explain it.

I’d imagine I’d be pissed off too if I sepnt a lot of time and effort building up a charming and intricate platonic relationship between characters, and fans reduced it to “THEY SHOULD FUCK!”

Maybe I’m stretching, but I think the perfect ideal of movie design is Alien. They got Moebius to design the spacesuits, H. R. Giger to design the alien and LV-###, and Chris Foss and Ron Cobb to design the Nostromo. And all of those look different than the military-industrial sets that James Cameron designed for…

They did. But they also took computer sculpting class. I was making a joke about how computer models are only based on a few different materials. For the purposes of animation, there is no difference between a model’s muscles and fatty deposits. You can make them quiver or shift to different degrees, or none at all.…

Worse: this website thinks that the average commenter’s opinion isn’t newsworthy, but well-produced video essays about the art of exposition and storycraft are!

I know right? You have the Wakandan capitol right there. Thanos lays seige to it, and the Avengers form a strikeforce to sneak behind enemy lines. Thanos takes the capitol and the Avengers engage is some urban guerilla warfare. Thanos brings out not only infantry monsters, but also heavy artillary, and the Avengers…

Hammerspace always seemed like a cool power to me. Infinite storage of any number of items, any size, and the ability to whip the exact one you want out of your pocket (or magic bag, or cleavage) at will? All I’ve ever really wanted is a place to put my stuff.

The peaceful opening of Wakanda’s borders was espoused by Nakia.

You can tell everyone here is smart, because while “alien” and “aircraft” are common words, no one bothers to mention “angels,” or “the errant semen of Maui,” or “bleedin’ witches.”

Well, it was either that or breast bones, or breast skin.

Yes. Tony’s armor is at its best, story-wise, when it’s broken down or malfunctioning. As it’s become easier to put on and he’s made new models, the wearing of flying techno-armor has become ever more mundane.

While it’s an incredibly cool job to be able to design an entire universe, these guys have a definite style, and it always kind of pulled me out of the movie how Tony Stark’s lab looked like the Helicarrier, which looked Black Panther’s throne room, and Hank Pym’s lab. And Kamar Taj looks a lot like Asgard, which…