It’s nice to know that the psychopaths and morally bankrupt bastards who haven’t been advantaged enough to seek a career in politics still have job options available to them on the taxpayer dime.

Sounds like what he needs is a few more bicycle riders, and keep his cones at home.

Creativity is what happens when you challenge limits. The PS2 had graphic limitations, and the developers, aware of those limits, crafted a game that harnessed them to make something uniquely beautiful.

That mech looks janky as hell.

No, she definitely wore a big pointy hat in some of the talking scenes.

That was the lawsuit that turned him completely against Hollywood, by the way.

The story about the lady and the monster who have an intimate relationship?

She looks like teal Ant-Man.

You give a man a richoid, he eats for a day. You teach a man how to hunt down the rich, capture them alive, and breed them in captivity for succulence and sheer mass, and you feed him for a lifetime.

Masturbation is one of the best things a person can do for themselves. How many sensations do you experience in an average day that feel as good as an orgasm?

Theoretically, at this point mankind generates more new accessible information every day than existed in the entire rest of history combined.

My opinion might be cynical but...

Next steps in the experiment: Okay, you’re only allowed to fertilize your crops with fresh human poo. Also, your crops have to spend 4 months alone with Matt Damon.

Canadians are still funny though.

It could position like a smartphone through GPS.

The cheap version could potentially be attached to windshield wipers. A button to stop the wipers at the right position, and a toggle to move the sun shield to the right point along the wiper.

Until there’s a drug that can match the high of the satisfaction of self-righteous outrage...

In a digital society, the edges of the bell curve get fat.

And let’s be honest: “castle,” “woods,” and “town” are about as specific as her locations get. She leans harder into stock archetypes than drunk George Lucas. “An’ then, he goes to Castle... Oxford... no, Duckblard, and the bad guy shoots magic, but it’s evil magic, so Harry uses his good magic, and it’s equal magic,…

hated... by nerds.