It might just be my own pet peeve, but Obama is former president, not president. The United States does not bestow titles to its citizens. President is a title of a job you are elected to, not something you are anointed or dubbed. It irritates me when ex-public servants are referred to by their old job title. Once…

You’re thinking of Peter Hooten.

Cloth is easy to simulate. Cloth that has holes in it that interact with another CGI character, that then turns into differently-shaped pieces of cloth is hard.

Someone should tell Leonardo DiCaprio!

No. He has to marry Kristen Chenowith and have kids named Chadwith Chenowick and Kriswid Bosemath.

I say that we use a fusion ray on Chadwick Boseman and Benedict Cumberbatch and create a new being: Chesewict Bonerbatch.

Eh. I generally feel vindictiveness and grudges and holding on to anger make me feel sick and unpleasant over time, and that it’s better to do away with those emotions as soon as I’m able.

Compare to the trailer for Crimson Peak, which was honestly a rather tame affair compared to what we were led to believe.

Good god I hope they don’t try to serialize it. Short, consequence-free, unconnected storytelling is what Animaniacs is all about.

Naw, the world isn’t perfect. But if both parties are willing, lines of communication should be open. The wrongful person has a complete right to ask if they can make amends. If there isn’t, hopefully Harmon is smart enough to realize he can take that urge and put it into charity or creating a better workplace in the…

I don’t know. Vindictiveness seems like the mentality of someone like the Punisher. I don’t think the Punisher is a great moral role model. Justice and vengeance are two different things.

I say we name it here and now.

When you damage someone physically, you can actually DO something to make amends, like pay for their hospital bills. You can visit them, feed their dog. No one has yet come up with a proper, socially sanctioned way of making amends for mental injury, since every single person needs something different to be able to…

I disagree. The Giger Alien in Alien is built almost entirely as a haunted house monster. It’s a phantasmagoric nightmare. It is disturbing because its design defies easy categorization. The second you attempt to define it is the second it begins to fall apart.

What a damn shame. My first job was as a grocery store cashier, and I was surprised to find out that most of the other employees were unionized. They had good pay (for the relatively poor area) and health benefits, and even though some of my coworkers were, like me, just out of high school, they were looking to make a…

In 1979, the top grossing movie of the year was Kramer vs. Kramer, a drama about a heated custody battle, starring Meryl Streep and Dustin Hoffman.

The expectation of some grand revelation, only to come up with nothing, is a motif that’s used a lot in this movie.

I’ll bet it was some kid who had really sharp teeth. “Okay, little dude, my boobs are hurting. Try some of this stuff from the cow.”

I was about to get rather upset about someone deciding to change the artwork on the poster to... I don’t know, include a fidget spinner or something.

Guy Fieri is like the heterosexual John Waters of food. He loves trash, wallows in trash, and promotes and makes it every chance he gets.