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Despite it all, airplanes are still the safest way to travel.

More liberals should become cops and judges, given that we seem to be the only ones concerned with justice anymore.

“The dying gasp of the liberal is, ‘we’ll MAKE them understand!’”

Who wants to bet Joe Biden unscrewed the bulbs juuuuust enough right before they left?

Last time I heard, Senator Sanders was investigating whether or not Republicans were intentionally keeping their voicemail perpetually full.

Well, if Donald Trump can become President, who’s to say Jezebel commenters can’t become Donald Trump’s next consecutive 47 Attorney Generals?

In the Animated Feature category, Kubo is missing his Two Strings, and in Visual Effects, he replaced them with Two Stings, which sounds painful.

Huh. A world leader who doesn’t actually like the world.

If merely sustaining my body was the only reason people eat, you would be right. If one wants to live life with a variety of experiences, cuisine is one of the easiest ways to do it. Not everyone can afford to travel to France or Japan. Most people can afford to have quiche lorraine or tonkatsu ramen for lunch once in

It sounds like she’s making great headway into changing local minds about those bells too.

Would that entry to all sorts of places included the question: “Is this person a dick?”

Me too, and they’re right.

No, but that’s the entire point of Billy on the Street. He asks celebrities trivia and drags them around town deflating their egos.

Does anyone else have that feeling that abortion is only one of those topics conservatives are so loud about not because it’s actually a top concern, but because it’s really easy to sound righteously indignant against?

We’ve moved past the 90s. We’re now nostalgic for that part of the 2000s when people were nostalgic for the 80s.

AnonymousCivilPerson is right! This will only end when the streets run red with Trump blood! I’m investing in flamable pitchforks and scalping saws! Fly my pretties, fly!

It’s playing Chess with a pigeon. The pigeon’s going to knock over your pieces and poop on the board no matter what.

I sincerely hope Rockettes will not have too tough time finding other troupes or studios if they decide to quit.