I kind of enjoy how in the comments to a Jezebel article about the negative effects of cannabis on fetuses, the VAST majority can be boiled down to, “But I want weed! So it’s probably not as bad as all that.”

Meth?

As someone with a little experience in the calendar industry, and as someone pretending to have no sense of humor, I can tell you truthfully that if you wanted to be in the 2018 Carponizer Carp Calender, you should have been lobbying around summer of THIS year. Calendars are generally planned up to 18 months in…

Well, John Lennon is a wife beater, Roman Polanski a rapist, Mel Gibson an anti-Semite, and Albert Einstein an adulterer, but their backlog is still quality shit, so I find it useful to see them as a basket of apples and moldy oranges. Apples are still good. Fuck the oranges, I’m eating the apples.

No.

Absent-minded as I am, I read it in Bill Gates’ voice, and wondered at the end for a solid second why Bill Gates spelled his first name “SNOOP”.

22 straight minutes of mutual domestic verbal abuse with no jokes. The series ends with the Krantzes beating each other unconscious with kitchen implements and lying on the floor in a pool of blood.

Are you suggesting that love makes people kill their spouses and abuse kids?

You live in a first world country. “Survive” is a pretty low bar for your kids.

It is the world’s job to make kids learn the world is fucked. It’s the parents’ job to make them feel safe when they do.

Love, in this case, is a weapon. Most people find it hard to shoot someone they honestly love.

For reasons expressed below (above?) hard term limits might be worse than what we have now in Congress. I think the option might be a 2-consecutive-term limit for Congressfolks. You can always come back, but you also have to groom potential replacements constantly, and that means more time in your district, working…

Who? Barack Obama was a star YEARS before he ran for President. Who, besides Elizabeth Warren, do the democrats have right now?

That said, the idea of deciding Santa is a penguin is just fucking stupid.

That probably won’t change until there are more women officers in the military.

There’s a picture of Obama doing the exact same thing with Trump, during their first meeting. Because he wanted to save Obamacare. And all you have to do to get Donald Trump to do what you want is make him feel smart and rich and important. I’d lick that motherfucker’s balls ‘til they were shiny if it meant he’d…

He orders everything well done because he’s a germaphobe. That’s also why he eats pizza with a fork, and if you’ll notice, avoids shaking hands as much as possible.

But he won’t criticize Trump anymore. At least not the way he did during the election. Trump can’t handle criticism or facts, but he’ll happily change his mind 11 times a day if you tell him how smart and powerful he is.

Hillary is a smart warrior.

As a Green Party candidate, she has plenty of experience soliciting funds for wastes of time.