I have blue eyes and I wear sunglasses in overcast weather all the time and inside of buildings with Windows. I did this when I was a kid too.

You could also have astigmatism. My eyes have always been sensitive to light which I assumed was because of the color. Then I finally got a professional eye exam at the ripe old age of 26 and found out I basically can’t see out of my astigmatic eye and that’s also why my eyes arE so sensitive to light.

I’ve long said that the only religion I would ever be apart of is the Quakers. I’m still an atheist, so there no need. But I’ve gotten really pissed about these fundies and evangelicals getting to discriminate against other people under the cloak of religious freedom, and there’s a part of me that wishes I had the…

Haha, I was thinking, if you don’t have actual dope-ass road rides and fun climbs to look forward to and motivate you to get on the trainer I could see needing hella stimulation like SoulCycle.

Hey, a lot of us get distracted by shiny things.

They’re about four times more expensive at the nearest health food store which is a little over ninety miles away, but thanks for judging the ethics of a purchase I made while my daughter’s cat was dying.

Technically speaking, she is my daughter’s cat. She’s doing great, thanks. I force fed her six times a day for six weeks, which was an absolute joy as you can imagine. One of the standard treatments for fatty liver is surgically implanting a feeding tube, which costs about $2,000. I would have done that but my vet…

Uh, yeah I have actually.

That guy here. Heads are disembodied. Bodies are decapitated.

It’s raining and windy and cold in San Diego! The perfect night to lose your purse at school.

She may consider hiring a dick-tective.

I had the complete opposite reaction. There’s so much ‘how I got my body back in 6 weeks’ bullshit for celebs, I thought it was very honest of her to say it took over a year (more than the 9 months on/9 months off) and hard work to see the change she wanted to see.

“Loosing” is among my biggest pet peeves in commonly misspelled words, and no, its use is not limited to weight loss forums.

I anticipate a ton of people saying well if she keeps picking guys who leak intimate photos and videos maybe she’s the problem. She’s not. The garbage monsters who violate her trust and privacy are the problem.

I don’t care who you are, how morally bankrupt people may perceive you, or who you’ve pissed off by doing what: revenge porn is never ok. End of story. I’m glad she’s trying to take legal action.

My utterly evil thought? The only person more upset than the Catralls about this is SJP because she can’t keep dragging Kim over the coals about a SATC movie (that nobody wants) while she’s mourning.

Mmm, last time my community got rain a bunch of people died. I want rain, but I’m also terrified of another mudslide. I don’t know that I can financially handle another freeway closure that would keep me from my job. But of course no rain means more droughts which means more fires and then more mudslides when we do…

Here’s the same daughter a few years later. She doesn’t seem at all repulsed by Allen. Perhaps you’re looking a bit too cynically at this issue and engaging in the exact type of witch hunt we should be avoiding.

I’m more upset for Wanda than Mo, too, but I’ve seen Mo’Nique live and she was really funny. I’ve never seen anything of Amy’s and loved it, it’s all just been ok and I turned off The Leather Special 15 minutes in and never went back to finish it. I honestly don’t know is Mo is doing herself any favors with this…

If HGTV catches wind of this and I have to hear about a show where goddamn hipsters start building super-tiny houses in their parents backyard for ‘independence and just, like, the freedom to travel and not rely on anyone,’ I’m coming after you.