Seems you need to work on your grasp of the English language, since you clearly did not understand the story.

What part of “visiting relatives” is too fucking hard to understand?

That is one of the most insanely stupid comments I’ve seen from a non-grey. You should feel ashamed.

Words in your mouth? Your statement is clearly visible just two posts up.

No. Most people on this planet are just plain fucking insane.

I am constantly amazed at how people so unstable I wouldn’t give them day labor work, can become leaders of companies.

When they're trained.

Never, ever feel bad about seeking some happiness after a shitty situation. He sounds lovely!

Honey, one of the hardest things about being banned from jez has been not being able to check up on you. Finally just gave in and made a burner. Also, I finally got the Adopt a Non-Voter website, Twitter account and Facebook Page set up, so I am ready to begin publicizing that, and I had to tell you guys about it.

you have issues understanding stalker behavior.

Can I still like Plains Trains and Automobiles?

“how you feel about the Trumps is pretty much exactly how Hitler and his cadre felt about Jews”

“How you feel about Trump is pretty much how the Jews felt about Hitler.” There. Fixed it for you. 

Excuse me, but marzipan is GOOD.

Dood! Leave Marzipan out of this. That stuff rules.

What did Marzipan ever do to you to earn that insult??

Or might get sad if Donald Trump Jr. wasn’t a conspiracy theory-pushing lump of marzipan:

I don’t need a treat for being a man that’s tired of men being fucks. In my very small place in this world and this discussion, I spend my time with men demanding better.

My theory is that Ivanka is the Keyser Soze of the family- everyone assumes Jr. is the super corrupt sleaze bag but Ivanka’s been the one who’s behind most of it. It’s just that nobody thinks of her that way because she’s a woman, somewhat attractive, and comes off as too cultured to be building hotels for crime…

Ivanka.

I have no idea on the horizontal/vertical. After 2.5 years of staring at spreadsheets for 12 hours a day, my astigmatic eye is basically useless. People think I’m wearing sunglasses for ~fAsHiOn~ but I’m actually wearing them because I can not see anything in the sun without them anymore. In my youth I could read an…