But only if you like buffalo, too.

I have this, too! It’s BRUTAL. I live in SoCal and have basically become nocturnal. My optometrist said I have horizontal astigmatism in both eyes (99% of astigmatisms are vertical?) and it causes light sensitivity that worsens with age (I’m 47). I wear my Maui Jim sunglasses dawn to dusk.

A private dick.

Oh, quit whining and suck it up! :)

Or typing “women” when the sentence calls for “woman”. I see that a lot.

I’m first?!? Well, kadooze to me!

Me too!

So Gigi makes eye contact while fellating Zayn?

:(

I just clicked on the E! link for Montecito. Wish I hadn’t. Fuck those star fuckers.

I’m sorry. Didn’t mean to so salty.

Ah, I get it now. Sorry. I’ve just got news that two young classmates and their mother at our child’s school have been tragically injured. One twin is in a coma and the other is still missing...

As opposed to “irregular” natural disasters?

I live in Montecito and it’s been one fucking disaster after another. For a pessimistic chronic depressive who absolutely *loathes* musicals, the only thing I got is, “Tomorrow! Tomorrow! I loathe ya, Tomorrow! You’re always a day to dread.”

A little late, but thought you might find this interesting/helpful?

Smokey eye! Up-do! Gstaad!

Masseur.

Links pretty please? :)

Button?! What button? Who’s got the button?

So nice it had to be said thrice! :)