Ugh you’re right.

“Crazy” is a derisive description for those with mental illness.

I would say it could also be a light-hearted way of expressing his assholish excited behavior, which may in fact be a mental issue as well, but  this is not a clinical psychological diagnostic blog. To say a person went bananas doesn’t offend me especially because we know of his antics. The origin is muddled in debate…

I have never had anyone Jez make such nasty, horrible, violent comments to me until I attempted to debate about pit bulls. You’re a horrible person.

Good lord, what in the world have I ever said to you? Why would you say such a horrible thing to me? You’re an awful person.

Kelly Osborne looks like Boy George’s long lost child. Are we sure about Ozzy’s paternity? lol.

I heard candidate Higgins was kind of an ass.

I am so delighted that I got a mani-pedi today. When my fingernails aren’t polished, I pick and pick and get hangnails that hurt and sometimes bleed. Today my hands are all better.

You don’t think that this:

Maybe the friendly biker was just shutting the gas valve door for them.

That’s so odd. I’ve never been to Texas, but I immediately think Branch Dividians and fireball when I hear Waco.

And if you can do it with shirtless hotties it’s win/win!

I laughed like crazy!

Do I have something in my name that lures the trolls?

Better than having Dylan McKay / Luke Perry hair and dating Brenda Walsh / Shannen Doherty...

Not gonna lie—I like how clothes look and move on lean people.

My sister is a long-term anorexic (35 years). The disease will probably kill her, but, more sadly, at this point she has just become the disease. There’s almost nothing left of herself — she’s been reduced to food hoarding, calorie counting, exercising, etc. I have no relationship with her. The last time I saw her,…

It paints a picture, mostly, of a drunk. As do these other stories. He may well be a dick in real life, I don’t know, but these stories just paint a picture of sad person and I’m glad to hear he’s sorted out his drink problem.

Which brother died? Cause Eric looks like the undead.

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