True. Old, reasonably healthy and persnickety is good. Old, painfully declining with only death to look forward to is another. I dont have a clearly defined threshold, but I’ll know it when I pass it and I would like to be put down humanely.

Well done brother, I am a sixty two years old man and you’re my hero. With the kind of mindset you have, (caring, courage and determination) you are going to make it in what ever your endeavors are. May you be bless.

I’m in Colorado and hadn’t heard of this either. The Wildlife rescue center seems legit and something the owner is more interested in than even the sex club. It sounds like they want to get this guy out of business so they can open a lot of chains.

What do my fellow Jezzies think about his meme?

I get the sense that your whole shtick on here is being goddamn awful for no reason, but it’s getting a little tiresome. Hiring professional dancers to get paid a lot of money to perform sold-out shows in huge arenas, thus raising their profile to a level typically unseen and impossible to accomplish for a serious…

If you have to make a choice, the choice is clear.

Oh, Acorn I didn’t think it was directed at me. Just acknowledging your kinder, more generous perspective. It’s very easy to be cynical and I wanted to acknowledge your positivity. As usual, I’ll frame this with a Simpsons reference

I find the two sides of his face - that look like two different people yoked together-creepy af.

A woodpecker

Please, please do what you can to stop before you get to the point that I did, where I ended up detoxing in the ICU for a week after trying to quit cold turkey at home. My husband and the EMTs and the rest of the medical staff are why I am alive. For reference, I was up to a case+ of shitty beer a day, out of boredom,…

I have a really serious drinking problem and I pretty much have to stop on my own at home while helping taking care of two disabled people. I have no transportation to meetings or health insurance or any support system. I feel pretty hopeless.

He bragged at a party that he had in his possession “a tape of Trump being a real dog.” These remarks prompted members of the Access Hollywood staff to locate it.

He totally did that. Paris Hilton was a major target and I remember him being super mean to Britney when she was first starting to have mental health problems. Then he went “nice” but he mostly just stopped with the jizz doodles.

“was robbed Sunday night”. Not even any pretense of using the correct vernacular anymore? The word missing is “allegedly”. Do writers subscribe to the screed of repeating something incorrectly so many times that it somehow becomes the truth?

it’s her ring—she gets to wear it whenever and wherever she chooses. fine.

No. Kim Kardashian is a victim of robbery.

Are you trying to say something about how she and her family should be conducting themselves? Are you saying they’re not acting enough like “victims”? Please.

discussing things on the internet is not a disservice, consistently typing mpb instead of mbp might be though...And I wasn’t diagnosing him, but since you mentioned munchausen’s intricacies, you’ll notice I distinctly mentioned that it seems like it went too far.

The same reason that life is not black and white. Or is that too much for you to understand?