Here are a few podcasts you might find interesting (if you haven’t already discovered them):

:( xoxo <3

Fingers and toes crossed; wishing you the best.

Hey! How are you doing?? Catch up on SNS tomorrow?

I’m in the throes of deep depression and this made me chuckle...out loud! Thank you. Where did you find it?

I’m here.

Because I’m nosey: what happened? Was it a m/f, stranger/acquaintance? How long? How did it end?

Holy shit. This is a joke, right? Right?!?

Me too! I think heavy alcoholic drinking causes malnourishment (hence the bruising) because humongous booze intake prevents/prohibits the body from absorbing vital nutrients. The skin on my hands was also very thin/ fragile. Alcoholism sucks.

Idris Elba.

At first glance I thought you wrote Aleister Crowley.

Where’s Angel Barta?

So we’ve got lice from sea to shining sea. Fantastic!

Is he carrying a load of dookie in his pants?

I'm sorry about your sister.

I’d rather have breakup sox. Or maybe a bagel and lox.

I’m terrified my daughter and her friends/school are infested with the super lice. What area of the country are you in? I’m coastal SoCal.

Yeah, it probably is. I didn’t mean to imply that she definitely has lice, just that any type of scritch-scratching on anyone (including myself) makes my licey senses tingle.

Yes, there are professional nit-pickers. I got the referral from another mom. The good news: Totally worth it. The bad news: There is now a strain (?) of SUPER lice that is impervious to OTC remedies (Nix and Rid) and they’re in 26 states. :(

Ooooh, ghost turds. My 9 year old will love this!