You know those biodegradable packing peanuts that look like white cheese puffs? I got two and licked the ends and stuck them to my kid’s forehead. Voilà! Devil horns.

Not to, um, nit pick, but I always get super nervous now whenever I see someone scratching their scalp (Khloe in the header pic). My daughter had lice four times this past school year and the scratching is a tell-tale sign. I finally called in a professional and, at $90/hour, it was money well spent. Ugh. I hate lice.

Ashleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Every active addict/alcoholic lies. I’m 9 years sober and I did lots of lying while hiding my drinking (mostly to myself). Addiction is hell on earth imo.

Thank you.

Oh, the depression is brutal. Brooo-tal. I feel as if I’m entombed alive. Thank you for the kind-hearted words.

He is not aging well.

I cried watching the US gymnastics Olympics trials on Friday night. Granted, I’m so depressed I’m practically catatonic...

Purple People Eater.

And it’s only Monday.

“...whacking it to Woodland Critter Christmas...” HAHAHAHA! This is hilarious.

Mmmmm...I like Vanilla Swiss Almond, too.

Down by the banks of the Hanky Panky
Where the bullfrogs jump from bank to banky
Sits a big brown van with sweet, sweet candy...

I wonder what the sig. is of the only black cherub being on the ground...asleep? dead? Looks like him as a little kid. :(

Midland?

Do you think, because he had so much plastic surgery, he’ll never decay? Sorta like they say you can bury a Twinkie and, if you dig it up 20 years later, it’s still edible due to all the preservatives?*

Depravity here, depravity there...depravity everywhere!

My friend had a cat and he would leave one of those split-in-two dishes outside on his deck for Friskies and water. Every night, a raccoon would come and eat the kibble and then wash his hands like a person in the water. It was hilarious. Opposable thumbs FTW (except when there are trash cans involved).

Nope, hadn’t seen it, but now that I have, I’m happier for it. Thanks!