I’m all for showing your fandom, but that’s really over the line.

Literacy, your next.

{every year that Alabama has been a state}

“Amphetamines? What do frogs have to do with this?”

- Emmitt Smith

Halladay knows all about steroids, being a medical professional and all.

The people who want to see someone go in with a backwards cap better start supporting Larry Walker.

A stroke of genius.

Also, isn’t Simmons from the NY side of Conn?

Can I have one?

Not with Chip Kelly, they aren’t.

Too late they’ve already changed your vote for you.

Are we ruling out the possibility that he’s secretly sworn to the Dallas Cowboys, though?

Kylo is a better Anakin than Anakin was.

What flavor smoothie did he order? Because that is how I judge a man.

Way to spoil the surprise for your nephew, James. Now he knows exactly what kind of institutional racism is in store for him.

You might find this amusing:

Trying to channel your inner Burneko? Close, but not quite unhinged enough.

i can say a lot about how stupid people look smoking a bong. what is your pt? It isnt their problem how YOU perceive them. That is just your judgmental problem.

You prove my point exactly. In fact, people who smoke e-cigs in a public establishment look like such douchebags they actually make people who smoke real cigarettes look cool.