Delicious and nutritious (bonus points if you can spell nutritious without spellcheck)
Delicious and nutritious (bonus points if you can spell nutritious without spellcheck)
Not if it’s breakfast:
I have the same gait when I have to poop.
There’s been some awesome American stories so far (Ledecky, Biles, Manuel, etc) and yet, Phelps adding to his country-of-his-own medal count and teabagging Le Clos in one race after another still is tops.
Goddammit.
-M’s fans, every fucking day
If you think progressing to the next round of the Europa League is saving their season, you're retarded.
I hate Berman, but this is my signature golf move and I fully support it.
Everyone in Chicago, please, stop what you’re doing right now. There’s an emergency, and we need everybody’s help. A…
Jim Tomsula getting the Giants job would be the “best” thing in the world.
Jeffrey Luhnow...didn’t change his password.
That’s not hacking. That’s logging in using a password.
So you’re telling me there’s no season-long commitment?
I’m all for showing your fandom, but that’s really over the line.
Literacy, your next.
{every year that Alabama has been a state}
“Amphetamines? What do frogs have to do with this?”
- Emmitt Smith
Halladay knows all about steroids, being a medical professional and all.
The people who want to see someone go in with a backwards cap better start supporting Larry Walker.
A stroke of genius.
Also, isn’t Simmons from the NY side of Conn?