I still don’t like spinach

I can confirm this

Drone Burrito was the name of my avant-garde-punk-ballroom-dancing-themed band in college. I’d sue, but I don’t want to get paid off in projectile burritos.

My Xbox 360 used to do this for free

Baby steps

There’s a show called Nashville? are you sure it’s not called CSI: Nashville?

You forgot the one where Trump wins the presidency

So wait, can I get a blowjob at SBUX? With foam?

50lbs of force is nothing for an angry and uncomfortable pregnant woman

Delicious and nutritious (bonus points if you can spell nutritious without spellcheck)

Adults? Where?

Thanks but my drawings are already photo-realistic

I’d pay ten grand to avoid a Brazilian, too

Swedish wood > Norwegian Wood

I'm a Mariners fan and sadly not surprised

Obviously Ted Cruz

I can't make any sense out of that spreadsheet

People still have non-porn related Tumblrs?

I was at the game last night...two completely different halves. Harden got Steph Curry streaky in the second half. Every time he shot you thought it was a dumb shot, then it went in.

“Supported.” Really?