He went to college in Worcester, which is decidedly not Boston.

That's because it's played by criminals

I’ve wasted way too many hours of my life watching the Mariners to agree with this ranking.

Wow, and I thought my parents were driving me crazy.

The best thing is IOS autocorrects to add the umlaut when you type Motörhead. See, it just did that. That is bad ass.

Excuse me, but Cheif fans don’t bleat (they might whoop, but frankly who cares?). Rams fans bleat. In fact, I was bleating all over Seattle yesterday.

I never thought I’d star a handgun comment, but I’m starring a handgun comment. This isn’t a pipe off, boys. Do they make stickers of Calvin pissing on a Sig??

Merry fucking Christmas Ellie. I won't sleep for a week.

Word to your grandfather (sorry)

Kinja is really slow today

Roman was more of a Rainbow Dash, really.

Sure Ice Cube sold out but it's not the whitest thing ever.

Is there any other place to fuck?

It took you 4 months to come up with that?

Just sayin’

Yeah but Tahmy wears cool sweaters and has great hair so take that

Seb, Sep, whatever

not anymore

You know, I had two lovely daughters, then I had a son. Then I realized how gross I was.

Baby steps (as it were)