Thank you for being a friend

+12 WS and +1 Super Bowl

This is perfectly done. Nice job.

You need new friends

Stoli. The rest is swill.

Yeah this will really effect Bourdain

The best ever. That sucks.

I gotta go with cool pope on this one. Still not a big fan of the whole molestation thing, but he has a point here.

Not as funny as wearing a Melo jersey on stage in NYC

It's still just as easy just not okay

You have no idea

Maybe talk to Greg before you throw down any challenges, William S. Turton, Esq.

The worst part is he woke up and realized he was in Barnsley

That ewok party got funky I’m sure

MY SIX YEAR OLD SAYS JEDI IS THE BEST STAR WARS MOVIE EVAR SO IT MUST BE TRUE

Tiramisu. Tiramisu.

People buy a lot of Ford Focuses, too

People buy a lot of Ford Focuses, too

Not saying it’s a metaphor, but it’s a metaphor

When did this place turn in to neogaf?

I saw him play at URI and remember thinking he’d be the next great NBA star. He was a freak (I'm talking about his athletic talent here).