“How do I feel? I feel like they pulled the old switcharoo!”

Christ, Harvard really is insufferable in every imaginable way.

You’ve come up with a valid hypothesis based on the evidence presented, but I think you’re making a very dangerous assumption here:

I can go a whole week on two pairs of pants, provided I don’t shart myself in both of them.

Whoever is telling you that is a liar and you should cease contact with them.

Let the Bro-jobs commence!

I mean it’s nice, but equally, if someone gave me $3K, I could go put that into my computer right now. The case & cooling is the unique thing here.

Considering the everything our country did to “win the west” it makes the story of the ‘gateway to the west’ all the more fitting.

for kids and dad!

Hey kiddos! turn that Dora shit off I’ve got a movie for ya.

“I had a brother! A baby brother! And he was perfect! Perfect in every way!”

You’re shit and you know you are

I love the Ewoks. Judge me. I don’t care.

It amuses me.

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Hey, man, remember the 80s?

We shall put you in charge immediately. I assume I am fired? I’ll pack my things. It was nice briefly working for you.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again; if you are receiving emails from someone who still has not removed the “sent from ________ device” auto signature, bail.

Throw Mama From the Train. That’s the origin story I want to see.