Seems pretty petty of Emmit Smith to spend so much time on the Skins team site.

Tim Duncan is only 39 in earth years. On his home planet, he’s about 22.

If you’re looking for a way to help in Baltimore: Penn-North is a community health group in Baltimore. With the riots, they’ve sustained damage. But they’ll likely be needed more than ever after the demonstrations calm down. Please consider donating to this non-profit group, so they can rebuild and serve the…

Well, I think I speak for everyone when I say that it’s fine if women want to focus on this aspect of La’el Collins’ life. I GET THAT. AND I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THAT. But at the end of the day, I’m a football fan, and we want to see great players be great and that’s what I’m concerned with.

“Who else would you need in the deal besides Hamels?”

Meanwhile, here is a picture from the NBA refs meeting yesterday:

“CHALLENGE YOURSELVES TO BE REALLY GOOP DURING ALL STOPPAGES” is also an excellent slogan for a laxative.

Of all Eugene Levy’s body parts to sag, I wouldn’t’ve guessed those would be the first.

I like their beer a lot. Their East Village Pilsner may be my favorte Pils.

Brooks had one year remaining on his deal at $4.5 million, which the Thunder will now eat.

If the Yankees are in need of any more of these sorts of press events, I hear Thurman Munson never officially retired either.

"Hey Kevin, what the hell man? You've pissed like three times in the past hour."

Look, I normally don’t hate on Kinja, but if you’re not going to use The Stacks for old articles like these, you’re just not following the rules, bro.

Holy crap.

No, that is what is selected as being the best cereal after hitting the left hander. #stillnotforgetting

Yes.

...and with Mike Leake pitching? A Cub fan would have known exactly what to do.

I want her to have my babies

That second sentence makes it seem like Hibbert just goes out on the floor every night asking “how do you basketball?” “what is passing?”

I always though Pete Rose's barber loathed him to the bone.