They also tried to make a Rick Pitino version, but the filling spurted out before anyone was satisfied.

(and really, could just be a deeply misguided plant)

Ahh fuck, it may have been Paul Young.

Now if you had said Liam...

This is unquestionably the first time I've ever been accused of being short-winded.

Now how do I explain how Brandon Coleman would be considered the "Best Available" under any circumstance?

I don't blame Rios; if there was an Odor coming from second base, I'd be playing a deeper-than-normal right field, too.

Seems more fitting now than ever that Blake's tennis hero is Arthur Ash.

I would say that story number 2 was made up if not for the phrase "Phillies fan".

the Pacers also claim they've had a boycott in effect since the playoffs started.

Don't worry, I think it's more likely they downtain them.

In Comic Sans, of course.

Isn't the fact that we have to resort to Ulysses to prove that this sentence isn't the longest sentence ever sort of indicative of the fact that it's probably longer than it needs to be?

Mr. Abbott could.

[enters 'was there a prenup?' into ask russell app]

"Why not you, Russell?"

Here's one too.

the pitcher had good stuff last night, the batters sprayed it around the infield and had a few dribblers up the middle

is kemba standing on a couch