I didn't know Milwaukee Steamers were a thing

"Where did you sleep last night?" crooned Kurt Cobain while covering a song made famous by Leadbelly. But Cobain didn't have lead in his belly. He had lead in his head, thanks to a shotgun blast by his own hand.

Duke also has a MRSA problem

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.

My Spanish is rusty, but doesn't his surname mean "with giant dick?"

I do not like this new kinja experience. Nope. I don't like it at all. Not one bit.

Muema should know the last time a Seahawks #8 decided he was a prophet, it didn't go so well.

"Hey man, can you pull up those crab traps?"

OSCAR WATCH 2014

The trial just started, but the verdict is in: those benches are super uncomfortable.

YO SOY TACO BELL

They're saying that because they can't admit to the real reason. Hint: it also involves world youth, and balls.

Some times I write something funny and nobody seems to notice. It's the worst-

and here, where there are the set of tracks, is when i drove you around the terminal in a golf cart

"God told him to stay at the airport and don't do anything, just stay there."

No offense to kflebeda, but did Marchman rank these images?

"Fuck our demographic."—Tim Marchman

*LIST ONLY VALID IF YOU EAT CEREAL FOR INCONTINENCE

WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

Police: Mr. Muhammed, why did you have sex with a 14 year old girl?