But dat hair tho

I heard Bey was dropping Jay for K but Jay was fucking Kim just to get back at him. It’s really hard to tell North from West and Blue from true these days.

My dog had a stomach bug this weekend and puked a few times. Looked a lot like that biscuits and gravy bag.

But what about the clean up?

Lately I’ve been having the same dream about The Mountain from Game of Thones where he charges at me with that ridiculously huge sword but the just before cutting my head off he stops and picks me up and carries me out of the arena like Richard Gere while Joe Cocker sings and then I’m suddenly a navy pilot on a…

Where is Craggs when we need him?

It’s about time “doofus” made a comeback. Like “JackZ was a total doofus, I’m glad they finally shitcanned his ass.”

You laugh, but I did two weeks in Panama City and still haven’t recovered from what I saw there.

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16. Great article. Thank you.

So you’re saying my go to line “wanna bone?” isn’t good enough?

That's one lucky lady you got there

I guess Lomo was too good to be traded

It's hard out here for an imp

This Jay Gruden is something else. First he names RGIII the starter, then he sets him up like Custer at Little Big Horn. Now he won’t even say RGIII is the chief of the offense. What an Indian giver.

So you had a bad day

Looks like somebody has a gambling problem

You are assuming the “Talent and Make-Up Artists” don't also groom his pubic hair.

Unless we’re talking about Blanche, in which case this is the correct answer

Well except for the whole kid in the car thing...