Holy fuckballs

I thought it was “Hazz-erd,” you know like the Dukes of Hazzard. Git git git guh.

New Busch is great, but nothing beats old bush

His girl on the side is actually on the side

The real enemy is a Putin led Russian dinosaur army, obvs.

I don’t want to brag, but I totally saw this move coming

Oh you think this involves some kind of fair process? That’s cute.

Four years after being appointed, Klinsmann’s team struggles through the group and loses to Jamaica, so umm, yeah it’s a referendum.

This really is astounding

I know a lot of you kids are too young to remember this, but Take That Cuba was the original name for Menudo.

I am the watcher of the balls

Inevitably, irrevocably

Why do you hate freedom, Kevin?

my kids deserve to be embarrassed, honestly

Please don’t make me think of Chris Martin’s sperm again. Please.

The best thing about Joker is he delivers when it counts. He’ll add 5+ majors as Fed and Nadal fade and no one else steps up.

god that sucked

This was my favorite Big Bang Theory episode

This is outstanding and got me hard, which I’m not super happy about...

I was there with my nine year old daughter, and it really did feel like a big brick in that wall baby