A Knicks joke on Jez. Barriers really are being broken.

Big Boys

(takes quaalude)

perfection

Oh and I suppose you want them to start calling touchdowns goals, you immigrant rapist loving jerk.

I was lucky enough to be there with my daughter and it was as amazing as it seemed on TV (already watched it again). Such a great team and crowd and experience.

Sex with Scott Disick seems like punishment enough, but I’m glad whichever K he is married to is getting some guns.

If you put Kit Harrington next to him, maybe

Oh yeah? Well your mom drinks Budwieser.

#sticktopiano

Is Pop gonna have to choke a bitch?

Colbert is our only hope. No pressure really.

A goal better? Ok, you must be an expert.

It's almost like they play for Arsenal

Writing a seperate dissenting opinion is basically the drunk-dialing of the legal world

Are you saying your awesome cum no longer burns? I’d be worried about that. You used to be a real man but clearly have lost that. I blame your chick.

Huh, and all this time I thought the whiner 20 year-old with the loud-mouthed agent and the inflated sense of self-worth trying to force his club’s hand even though he hasn’t really accomplished much (yet) was the bully. My bad.

Fuck these fuckers right in the ol’ Lindsay Graham

Male party with a nose injury and has been tased by the PD