god that sucked

This was my favorite Big Bang Theory episode

We (okay my son) have the black edition from last Xmas and it kicks ass. Maybe I should get a spare. You know, just in case.

They've had lamb boning systems in Scotland for centuries.

This is outstanding and got me hard, which I’m not super happy about...

It's about that haxzion, boss

I was there with my nine year old daughter, and it really did feel like a big brick in that wall baby

A Knicks joke on Jez. Barriers really are being broken.

Big Boys

(takes quaalude)

That was the first thing I thought, too. Maybe these guys aren’t that smart after all.

Some of those butts look pretty old

perfection

Oh and I suppose you want them to start calling touchdowns goals, you immigrant rapist loving jerk.

I was lucky enough to be there with my daughter and it was as amazing as it seemed on TV (already watched it again). Such a great team and crowd and experience.

Sex with Scott Disick seems like punishment enough, but I’m glad whichever K he is married to is getting some guns.

If you put Kit Harrington next to him, maybe

Oh yeah? Well your mom drinks Budwieser.

#sticktopiano