Is Pop gonna have to choke a bitch?

I’ve never seen Hillary and my dad in the same room. This post raises some questions.

I CANT BELIEVE A PHONE COMPANY WOULD LIE TO ME. WHATS NEXT, CABLE TV?

Colbert is our only hope. No pressure really.

A goal better? Ok, you must be an expert.

It's almost like they play for Arsenal

Today is kind of a bad day to be hating. Anyone.

Writing a seperate dissenting opinion is basically the drunk-dialing of the legal world

Are you saying your awesome cum no longer burns? I’d be worried about that. You used to be a real man but clearly have lost that. I blame your chick.

Huh, and all this time I thought the whiner 20 year-old with the loud-mouthed agent and the inflated sense of self-worth trying to force his club’s hand even though he hasn’t really accomplished much (yet) was the bully. My bad.

Sad that it took a major nuclear disaster for this to happen. Yes turbines are ugly. But they work. Get over it.

Well said

Do you mean people from India?

I live in Seattle (!) and saw a few kids playing soccer (!!) with a rebel flag Friday. I thought about stopping and lecturing/hectoring them but decided it wouldn’t make a difference. They clearly have bad parents, and there's not much I can do about that.

Fuck these fuckers right in the ol’ Lindsay Graham

Male party with a nose injury and has been tased by the PD

This is almost certainly true

I have some kJ in a tube in my nightstand

this would be a great post for the rad social media campaign we’ve developed for my new record label, SO SO WHITE