It continues to be all about you. Shocker.

How to Become a Great Archeologist, Chapter 1

The rest of us are slightly less concerned with what you need

Smack My Bitch Up

This is not the mini-fridge I was looking for...but now that I’ve seen it, fuck and yeah.

does that make Montenegro the asshole?

clit/brown/taint-area

What's the big deal? You can see bears mating just down the street from my house in Seattle.

NB, none of these rules apply on the West Coast

I don’t know if you’ve been to a womb battery party, but after a couple of glasses of Chardonnay, that shit gets crazy.

Prison yoga is slightly less relaxing.

interpret it as you will

watch out for buses on your way home tonight

1) Fuckin’ A Bro

And I always thought “Stabby” was just my great great great grandfather’s nickname

I wonder if any of the 9 FIFA execs arrested will have anything to say about this?

see my previous post

Red pants. I hate red pants.

oh fuck off

its not like they deflated footballs or anything