More like a San Marino-Andorra friendly.

He’ll look great in a Liverpool puffer jacket

Well, if it’s like watching jet packs eat themselves, at least they have jet packs. We were promised jet packs!

The whole “science” behind concussion is iffy at best.

This the worst FiveThirtyEight article ever

Just wait till FIFA hears about this! I’m sure they’ll...scold the Qataris gently over a large steak and a nice bottle of wine.

The guy was a Jet, so “ex-football player” is a bit of an exaggeration...

I swear I was just kidding about the goats

L I V I N’

We called it boxing the Jesuit at my (clearly) Jesuit school, and having hung around Jesuits (ok that sounds like they molested me but they didn’t, or if they did I repressed it), I’m sure this Jesuit Pope goes a few rounds from time to time.

Harden playing professional tennis would be one one of the best things ever

Needs more vaping

Is the lube complimentary at the Ritz Carlton San Francisco? Also, do they serve Allagash White in the bar there? Asking for a friend.

I'll fix this bee problem for $30m, tops.

Better than Leitch (I kid, I kid)

I was on a flight with Ric, and he was pretty cool. Much smaller in real life, but cool.

Upgrade, motherfuckers!

AAA games are planned from the release date backwards. Miss holiday? Oh you no won’t. Slipping = failure in almost every case. So you don't have a choice. And to be fair, we all know that going in.

Rams done fucked up (2015 edition)

Hey mister, take your highbrow humor somewhere else