“We are very unhappy about this development,” said a Starbucks representative. “we were planning to skim these accounts ourselves, one latte at a time.”

one of the best years for music, ever.

1979 called, and it’s kinda pissed at you

I'm sad they took this way more seriously than we will

These horses run on natural gas as well

4. Pedantry

4. It has ethics

Bunt

At least the Sixers spent a few Benjamins on their new logo

ITS ABOUT THE INTEGRITY OF THE GAME

Babies on spikes. It's the American Dream!

define "serial"

You only freeze live hamsters in ice, silly

seems like a win/win

NYC Produces Twice As Much Garbage As Any Other City On Earth

French press. Stick with the classics.

Give me two bears, I want two bears

I don’t get it with Firestone. Nothing stands out for me.

I didn’t think this story could get better, but the comments below have proved me wrong. Nerds trying to out-nerd other nerds on ball inflation is pretty damn hilarious.

Ben Affleck just optioned the rights