Does he still call you Justy?

You know, Mars thinks it’s so hot right now, but it really isn’t. I mean, sure it might have water and like life and stuff, but it’s really just the Khloe of the solar system, you know, now that Pluto isn’t even a planet. Plus I heard it’s like freezing there.

Send the Kardashians. All of them.

Ah yes, the baby burrito. It's like magic.

Watching scientists making fun of other scientists having sex is about as interesting as watching scientists having sex.

I got your string theory right here

That might be the only tackling (ok attempted tackling) you see in St Louis after this year

Every time I think people are too busy in this hectic world of 2015, well, something like this comes along.

The Claim: Some folks have too much time on their hands

Jesus God, Hull City Are Really Bad At Defense And Soccer

I would kill for a drunken handjob right now

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bukkake joke

This gives me hope that maybe someday a grandson can kiss his grandmother on camera, too

Oh sure. Throw a wrench into the works here.

Pat Smear is the balls.

I saw it here in Seattle last week.

its no Kinja, that's for sure

Talking to coworkers is super fun. I can’t wait to do it again tomorrow.

Yeah like I'd trust a guy from Philly