Nice ponytail

play your game

Can you use those bikes to GTFO of Philly?

It is becoming harder and harder to tell folks you grew up in the Lou.

Of course he has a right. Doesn’t mean he should use it. Play your game.

Ugh. I mean, I’m sitting on my patio in Seattle in glorious sunshine on May 2, but ugh. Gonna get ugly.

Jimenez should have kept to himself. He was working Bradley (match play), and Keegan’s caddy was out of line, but this only happens when a player tries to gets in another player’s business, so I don't blame Keegan for being angry. Play your game.

So there's the three piece, the four piece and the six piece...

I’ve been on that bridge. It’s not nearly as bad as it looks. Not coming down the Smokeys in Tennessee in January with a bunch of tweeked out truckers scary.

I started wearing a watch again this week for the first time in 2+ years. Like an actual watch watch. It tells time. That’s about it. Wonder why I did that.

My five year old has both of those dinos. I guess we’re playing Legos for the foreseeable future (do not reply with Lego porn).

Back when Steve Martin was funny (like 1979), he’d say it’s a good thing men don’t have breasts, because they’d never leave the house.

Sharks have two penises AND there is dinosaur erotica? I mean, I just, you know, it’s just too much for one day.

Seems like there should be more shark porn

We’ll see about the baseball

I’m not convinced a trillion is even a real number

As a kid, I lived on Oahu when Kilauea erupted in 1979. The sky was red for awhile, then black as the winds changed. So fucking cool (and scary, my friend just lost his house in Puna)

I hate cat people

In 3 million years, we will have to be somewhere else anyway

Petchesky-Snapping Turtle. MGM Grand. 5/2/15. Let’s do this.