This the worst FiveThirtyEight article ever

The guy was a Jet, so “ex-football player” is a bit of an exaggeration...

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We called it boxing the Jesuit at my (clearly) Jesuit school, and having hung around Jesuits (ok that sounds like they molested me but they didn’t, or if they did I repressed it), I’m sure this Jesuit Pope goes a few rounds from time to time.

Harden playing professional tennis would be one one of the best things ever

Needs more vaping

Is the lube complimentary at the Ritz Carlton San Francisco? Also, do they serve Allagash White in the bar there? Asking for a friend.

I was on a flight with Ric, and he was pretty cool. Much smaller in real life, but cool.

AAA games are planned from the release date backwards. Miss holiday? Oh you no won’t. Slipping = failure in almost every case. So you don't have a choice. And to be fair, we all know that going in.

Rams done fucked up (2015 edition)

Hey mister, take your highbrow humor somewhere else

4. Pedantry

4. It has ethics

At least the Sixers spent a few Benjamins on their new logo

ITS ABOUT THE INTEGRITY OF THE GAME

Give me two bears, I want two bears

I don’t get it with Firestone. Nothing stands out for me.

I didn’t think this story could get better, but the comments below have proved me wrong. Nerds trying to out-nerd other nerds on ball inflation is pretty damn hilarious.

Ben Affleck just optioned the rights

Does he still call you Justy?