Ah yes, the baby burrito. It's like magic.

That might be the only tackling (ok attempted tackling) you see in St Louis after this year

Jesus God, Hull City Are Really Bad At Defense And Soccer

I would kill for a drunken handjob right now

This gives me hope that maybe someday a grandson can kiss his grandmother on camera, too

Oh sure. Throw a wrench into the works here.

Pat Smear is the balls.

I saw it here in Seattle last week.

Nice ponytail

play your game

It is becoming harder and harder to tell folks you grew up in the Lou.

Of course he has a right. Doesn’t mean he should use it. Play your game.

Jimenez should have kept to himself. He was working Bradley (match play), and Keegan’s caddy was out of line, but this only happens when a player tries to gets in another player’s business, so I don't blame Keegan for being angry. Play your game.

So there's the three piece, the four piece and the six piece...

My five year old has both of those dinos. I guess we’re playing Legos for the foreseeable future (do not reply with Lego porn).

Back when Steve Martin was funny (like 1979), he’d say it’s a good thing men don’t have breasts, because they’d never leave the house.

Sharks have two penises AND there is dinosaur erotica? I mean, I just, you know, it’s just too much for one day.

We’ll see about the baseball

Petchesky-Snapping Turtle. MGM Grand. 5/2/15. Let’s do this.

Rule #1 is get a rescue dog.